Very Dad Behavior T-Shirt

Nobody taught you this.

It just happened. One day you were a normal person and then quietly, without announcement, you became someone who does Very Dad Things and cannot stop and honestly don't want to.

Having a preferred grocery store and a preferred route through that grocery store and becoming genuinely unsettled when they move something. It's all good. It's Very Dad Behavior.


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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