Plausible deniability, now in candle form. This 9oz scented soy candle is handcrafted for every dad (and dog owner) who's ever needed an alibi. A hilarious and genuinely great-smelling gift that will get a laugh every time.
Product features - Vegan, non-toxic formula with no parabens, phthalates, plastics, or synthetic dyes - Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning - 12 scent options including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, and Unscented - 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick; burns 50–60 hours - One 9oz (2.8" × 3.5") jar, ASTM safety compliant, assembled in the USA
Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
