Father Mows Best T-Shirt

WE have a system.

Diagonal this week. Straight lines next week. Alternating so the grass stands up right and the whole thing looks like a baseball outfield. A professional baseball outfield. Not because anyone is coming over. Not because anyone will notice. But because WE will notice.

Our families think this is a chore.

It is not a chore.

It is the one hour of the week where we put on headphones, nobody needs anything from us, and we are in complete control of exactly one thing in this entire chaotic universe.

Father Mows Best.

Always has. Always will.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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